Get your meme's right: All your grammar are belong to meJimVH wrote: 23 Mar 2023, 15:35 I got a spam email solicitation today from someone claiming to have many years of experience as a professional explainerer.
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Here I stand. I can do no other.



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I picked up a 6 foot workbench from Home Depot.
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A huge tree came down on my block, so I got to have at it with my chainsaw 

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Surprised to wake up to 2-3" of new snow. Going to be cold here and even colder in the mountains which really fouls up the work plans I had for the day. Think I'll take Mrs FredS to the gem and mineral show instead. She's interested in rocks all of a sudden.
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Big, big snowstorm here. Mrs. Del is interested in my running the snow-thrower, all of a sudden.FredS wrote: 25 Mar 2023, 09:58 Surprised to wake up to 2-3" of new snow. Going to be cold here and even colder in the mountains which really fouls up the work plans I had for the day. Think I'll take Mrs FredS to the gem and mineral show instead. She's interested in rocks all of a sudden.
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Cleaned out our storage unit today. Didn’t throw away nearly enough, but at least that expense is gone.
When I think of the money we spent to save stuff we don’t really need, I get really cranky.
When I think of the money we spent to save stuff we don’t really need, I get really cranky.
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Nobody's home tonight.
Pipeson left in the snowstorm to visit friends in Iowa. He arrived safely and didn't wake the baby.
Mrs. Del is watching her third of four performances of St. Ambrose Academy's musical, The Music Man.
I am keeping vigil at a local Pregnancy Care Center, because pro-abortion vandals don't care about women or children who are born.
I'm listening to Jordan Peterson's panel discussion series on the Book of Exodus.
I forgot to bring some microwave popcorn.
Pipeson left in the snowstorm to visit friends in Iowa. He arrived safely and didn't wake the baby.
Mrs. Del is watching her third of four performances of St. Ambrose Academy's musical, The Music Man.
I am keeping vigil at a local Pregnancy Care Center, because pro-abortion vandals don't care about women or children who are born.
I'm listening to Jordan Peterson's panel discussion series on the Book of Exodus.
I forgot to bring some microwave popcorn.
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We saw Joanne Shaw Taylor in concert last night. Outstanding show.
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