Halloween

[sweetandsour]

I lost count of trick-or-treaters, but I handed out about $40 worth of candy. The small packs of candy corn were most popular, followed by kit Kats and Reese's I think.
Lots of Swifties again this year, and Dracula's. One group of older girls were either Swifties or hookers, I'm not real sure. By 7:30 the little ones were crying and the parents were carrying the candy containers. At 8:30 or 8:45 I turned off the porch lights. I'll give the small bowl of leftovers to my FIL.

[JimVH]

I lost count of trick-or-treaters, but I handed out about $40 worth of candy. The small packs of candy corn were most popular, followed by kit Kats and Reese's I think.
Lots of Swifties again this year, and Dracula's. One group of older girls were either Swifties or hookers, I'm not real sure. By 7:30 the little ones were crying and the parents were carrying the candy containers. At 8:30 or 8:45 I turned off the porch lights. I'll give the small bowl of leftovers to my FIL.

Around here it’s some of the moms that look like swifty/hookers.

[sweetandsour]

I lost count of trick-or-treaters, but I handed out about $40 worth of candy. The small packs of candy corn were most popular, followed by kit Kats and Reese's I think.
Lots of Swifties again this year, and Dracula's. One group of older girls were either Swifties or hookers, I'm not real sure. By 7:30 the little ones were crying and the parents were carrying the candy containers. At 8:30 or 8:45 I turned off the porch lights. I'll give the small bowl of leftovers to my FIL.

Around here it’s some of the moms that look like swifty/hookers.

WRT moms, I saw a few witches, but no hookers. And on second thought I don't think that group of girls I wasn't sure about were Swifties, I think they were Barbies.

[JimVH]

I lost count of trick-or-treaters, but I handed out about $40 worth of candy. The small packs of candy corn were most popular, followed by kit Kats and Reese's I think.
Lots of Swifties again this year, and Dracula's. One group of older girls were either Swifties or hookers, I'm not real sure. By 7:30 the little ones were crying and the parents were carrying the candy containers. At 8:30 or 8:45 I turned off the porch lights. I'll give the small bowl of leftovers to my FIL.

Around here it’s some of the moms that look like swifty/hookers.

WRT moms, I saw a few witches, but no hookers. And on second thought I don't think that group of girls I wasn't sure about were Swifties, I think they were Barbies.

The dominant themes for our kids were princesses and ninjas. And there was a major change in adult behavior: not one wagon hauling a beer cooler was seen. I had to bring my own beer.

[Hovannes]

My garden beds have all been harvested, levelled and raked clean, but this Halloween I found they're being haunted by a couple of ghostly eggplants thar have been resurrected from the garden netherworld.

I'm selling the rights to the first tabloid to make me an offer.