My Poetry Thread
Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 09:59
It had to be done. In memory of Skip if nothing else.
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Posted: 18 Feb 2025, 10:47
My Poetry Thread
Posted: 19 Feb 2025, 11:27
On my finger, sweet as sugar,
disappearing slimy booger
disappearing slimy booger
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Posted: 19 Feb 2025, 17:52
Yeah well, a nickel saved is a nickel earned. Underwear can be washed.Biff wrote: 17 Feb 2025, 13:53Yesterday I took a chance saved a nickeljoegoat wrote: 16 Feb 2025, 18:00 Here I sit all broken hearted.
Paid a nickel to zederated,
And only farted.
Believe it or not, I heard that from my devout Presbyterian grandma long before I saw it scrawled into a bathroom stall door.
But zederated my pants
- Joe's G-Ma
My Poetry Thread
Posted: 24 Feb 2025, 08:16
You were doing finejoegoat wrote: 19 Feb 2025, 17:52 Yeah well, a nickel saved is a nickel earned. Underwear can be washed.
Until you ran out of rhyme.
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Posted: 19 Mar 2025, 05:37
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Posted: 19 Mar 2025, 11:28
When I was in middle school our English teacher handed out a book of poems we were meant to study. The only poem in that meaningful tome that I can remember started with:
I've mastered the art
of the silent fart ....
My Dad (the Pastor) pope slapped me stupid for reciting it. I've been looking for the full version ever since. Anyone?
I've mastered the art
of the silent fart ....
My Dad (the Pastor) pope slapped me stupid for reciting it. I've been looking for the full version ever since. Anyone?
My Poetry Thread
Posted: 19 Mar 2025, 11:30
Biff wrote: 19 Mar 2025, 11:28 When I was in middle school our English teacher handed out a book of poems we were meant to study. The only poem in that meaningful tome that I can remember started with:
I've mastered the art
of the silent fart
that makes the grass turn brown....
My Dad (the Pastor) pope slapped me stupid for reciting it. I've been looking for the full version ever since. Anyone?