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Dad jokes
Posted: 14 Apr 2022, 10:13
by Biff
If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again. Then quit.
There's no point in being a dang fool about it.
Dad jokes
Posted: 14 Apr 2022, 10:14
by Biff
the big difference between sex for money & sex for free ....
Sex for money costs a lot less.
Dad jokes
Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 09:08
by Sir Moose
Life is like a box of chocolates. It goes a lot faster for the fat kids.
Dad jokes
Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 12:29
by jmg
Angry cowboy walks into the barn. Looks at his horse and says, "Hey! Did you steal my thesaurus?"
Horse looks at him and says, "Nope."
Dad jokes
Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 14:34
by JimVH
Why did Han Solo send his steak back?
It was Chewie.
Dad jokes
Posted: 25 Apr 2022, 09:34
by Biff
Why was the ice-cream cone bad at tennis?
It had a soft-serve.
Dad jokes
Posted: 28 Apr 2022, 12:53
by Bloodhound
Did you know that mountains are not just funny...they are HILL-AREAS
Dad jokes
Posted: 28 Apr 2022, 21:00
by JimVH
What starts with a W and ends with a T?
No, really, it does.
Dad jokes
Posted: 03 May 2022, 17:17
by JimVH
What do you call short people telling jokes?
A little funny.
Dad jokes
Posted: 03 May 2022, 18:20
by Del
JimVH wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 21:00
What starts with a W and ends with a T?
No, really, it does.
This one caused Pipeson to laugh uncontrollably for a very long time. +1 to The Real JimVH™.