Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 15 Sep 2023, 08:18

things are even on both sides, for now.

Post by **Biff** » 15 Sep 2023, 09:39

Eggsactly.

coco · Post by **coco** » 15 Sep 2023, 12:06

I had a colonoscopy.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 15 Sep 2023, 12:33

Respect.

You've earned a good beer.

Del · Post by **Del** » 15 Sep 2023, 13:51

Hovannes wrote: 14 Sep 2023, 17:40 After a few months of our declining terrier having accidents on the carpet, we had a carpet cleaning guy come out.
I ran out of checks, so I had to walk to the bank to get cash to pay him.
My dermatologist commanded me to wear a brimmed hat in the sun.
I was raised to habitually tip my hat when encountering a lady on the sidewalk.
Age is not kind to some ladies I've observed.
The lady I saw at a distance wore pigtails, which I thought was a brave attempt to hold on to her femininity..
Surely i thought, that should be rewarded with a tip of my hat, and when we were about to pass I made the gesture and touched my brim.
The old gal got all oogly googly and it was then I realized she wasn't a she, she was a he.

But still trying to be feminine, so there's that.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 15 Sep 2023, 15:20

Biff wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 09:39Eggsactly.

Eggscellent

coco · Post by **coco** » 15 Sep 2023, 15:27

coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06 I had a colonoscopy.

JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33 Respect.

You've earned a good beer.

Bottoms up!

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 15 Sep 2023, 15:31

coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06 I had a colonoscopy.

JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33 Respect.

You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!

Wait.. I thought Mr. Van Halen was talking to me?

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 15 Sep 2023, 19:22

coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06 I had a colonoscopy.

JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33 Respect.

You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!

We’ll played!

coco · Post by **coco** » 16 Sep 2023, 19:03

JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 19:22
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06 I had a colonoscopy.

JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33 Respect.

You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!
We’ll played!

It wasn't the worst experience in my life, but it was up there.

Way up there.

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My proctologist says I have deep inner beauty.

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Thank you, I'll be here all week.