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Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 08:18
by Jocose
things are even on both sides, for now.
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 09:39
by Biff
Eggsactly.
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06
by coco
I had a colonoscopy.
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33
by JimVH
Respect.
You've earned a good beer.
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 13:51
by Del
Hovannes wrote: 14 Sep 2023, 17:40
After a few months of our declining terrier having accidents on the carpet, we had a carpet cleaning guy come out.
I ran out of checks, so I had to walk to the bank to get cash to pay him.
My dermatologist commanded me to wear a brimmed hat in the sun.
I was raised to habitually tip my hat when encountering a lady on the sidewalk.
Age is not kind to some ladies I've observed.
The lady I saw at a distance wore pigtails, which I thought was a brave attempt to hold on to her femininity..
Surely i thought, that should be rewarded with a tip of my hat, and when we were about to pass I made the gesture and touched my brim.
The old gal got all oogly googly and it was then I realized she wasn't a
she, she was a
he.
But still trying to be feminine, so there's that.
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 15:20
by Jocose
Biff wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 09:39Eggsactly.
Eggscellent
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
by coco
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06
I had a colonoscopy.
JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33
Respect.
You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 15:31
by Jocose
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06
I had a colonoscopy.
JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33
Respect.
You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!
Wait.. I thought Mr. Van Halen was talking to me?
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 15 Sep 2023, 19:22
by JimVH
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06
I had a colonoscopy.
JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33
Respect.
You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!
We’ll played!
Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about
Posted: 16 Sep 2023, 19:03
by coco
JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 19:22
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 15:27
coco wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:06
I had a colonoscopy.
JimVH wrote: 15 Sep 2023, 12:33
Respect.
You've earned a good beer.
Bottoms up!
We’ll played!
It wasn't the worst experience in my life, but it was up there.
Way up there.
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My proctologist says I have deep inner beauty.
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Thank you, I'll be here all week.