Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 22 Sep 2023, 06:47

Paper bags are da bomb.

When I was a kid we used them to make buckskin indian vests with fringes.

When I was older I used them during sex with ugly girls. The switch to plastic didn't work out so well. They kept passing out.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 22 Sep 2023, 15:59

Today in the chronicles of getting old, I threw my back out sneezing. Can’t even stand up straight.

Sneezing of all things.

Hfft

sweetandsour · Post by **sweetandsour** » 22 Sep 2023, 23:30

JimVH wrote: 22 Sep 2023, 15:59 Today in the chronicles of getting old, I threw my back out sneezing. Can’t even stand up straight.

Sneezing of all things.

Hfft

Care. I know several guys that threw their backs out sneezing.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 23 Sep 2023, 09:36

sweetandsour wrote: 22 Sep 2023, 23:30
JimVH wrote: 22 Sep 2023, 15:59 Today in the chronicles of getting old, I threw my back out sneezing. Can’t even stand up straight.

Sneezing of all things.

Hfft
Care. I know several guys that threw their backs out sneezing.

+1

Post by **Biff** » 23 Sep 2023, 17:38

I just cleaned all the science experiments out of the fridge. The fridge now looks empty.

The green waste wheelie bin looks pretty disgusting.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 23 Sep 2023, 20:32

Biff wrote: 23 Sep 2023, 17:38 I just cleaned all the science experiments out of the fridge. The fridge now looks empty.

The green waste wheelie bin looks pretty disgusting.

Bin it!

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 24 Sep 2023, 00:10

Biff wrote: 23 Sep 2023, 17:38 I just cleaned all the science experiments out of the fridge. The fridge now looks empty.

The green waste wheelie bin looks pretty disgusting.

This one time, at work, we cleaned the fridge out… I believe it was once spaghetti.

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 24 Sep 2023, 15:55

I'm on for another ID gig at the Big Fresno Fair.
Right next to the Dairy barn, as usual.
By the looks of things, I'm the oldest surviving ID checker this year.

If they start calling me "Pops" Hovannes, I'm quitting.
https://www.fresnofair.com/

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 24 Sep 2023, 15:56

I helped roll 250 breakfast burritos at 7:00 AM this morning.