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Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 15:47
by DLJake
Had a late lunch with my 2nd ex-wife today. Yes, we're still friends. Who do you think sat with my "I've fallen and can't get up" ass all day in the ER in January?

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Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 18:37
by Biff
DLJake wrote: 08 Jul 2022, 15:47 Had a late lunch with my 2nd ex-wife today. Yes, we're still friends. Who do you think sat with my "I've fallen and can't get up" ass all day in the ER in January?
Yer mom?

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Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 19:16
by Yohanan
I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!

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Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 19:11
by DLJake
Yohanan wrote: 08 Jul 2022, 19:16 I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!
Seek professional medical help immediately.

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Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 19:36
by Yohanan
DLJake wrote: 09 Jul 2022, 19:11
Yohanan wrote: 08 Jul 2022, 19:16 I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!
Seek professional medical help immediately.
I'm to far gone.

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Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 16:03
by DLJake
Yohanan wrote: 09 Jul 2022, 19:36
DLJake wrote: 09 Jul 2022, 19:11
Yohanan wrote: 08 Jul 2022, 19:16 I absolutely could care less about how much, or what type of artificial sweetener is used in Diet Caffeine Free Pepsi, I just Like it!!!
Seek professional medical help immediately.
I'm to Did you just type "to" right there when you should have used "too" instead? far gone.nawww. it's all good bruh. I lie often. Like just now.
gotta be like 5 maybe 6 voices in my head 24x7

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Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 07:06
by FredS
Had an interesting weekend up in here. Went to a barbecue (not a cookout, our host really BBQ'ed tri tip, salmon, and chicken wings) with Mrs FredS's coworkers. As often happens with these deals, the spouses gathered away from the nut-job shop talk (they're therapists after all). I met a deaf lesbian park ranger who's just taken up fly fishing and tying. She's around 30 and full of excitement over her new hobby. We hit it off. I also met a freelance symphony conductor who went to the same college as daughter #3, a supervisor for the sanitation company who picks up our trash, a young professor from the local college, and a cowgirl from Wyoming who's recently retired from barrel racing.

The only downside was that Mrs FredS works at a rehab hospital and most of her coworkers are in recovery themselves - in fact the party was in celebration of someones 5 year sober anniversary - so there was no booze.

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Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 07:18
by sweetandsour
FredS wrote: 11 Jul 2022, 07:06 Had an interesting weekend up in here. Went to a barbecue (not a cookout, our host really BBQ'ed tri tip, salmon, and chicken wings) with Mrs FredS's coworkers. As often happens with these deals, the spouses gathered away from the nut-job shop talk (they're therapists after all). I met a deaf lesbian park ranger who's just taken up fly fishing and tying. She's around 30 and full of excitement over her new hobby. We hit it off. I also met a freelance symphony conductor who went to the same college as daughter #3, a supervisor for the sanitation company who picks up our trash, a young professor from the local college, and a cowgirl from Wyoming who's recently retired from barrel racing.

The only downside was that Mrs FredS works at a rehab hospital and most of her coworkers are in recovery themselves - in fact the party was in celebration of someones 5 year sober anniversary - so there was no booze.
I really hate to be the one to ask it, but where are the pics? BTW I coulda swore there was a band by the name "deaf lesbian".

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Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 11:55
by FredS
You're thinking of the Indigo Girls.

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Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 15:25
by GaryInVA
I taught a former coworker to smoke a pipe a couple weeks ago. Started him off on Carter Hall. Got a text from him yesterday asking "are these any good?" along with a pic of Escudo and 3 Nuns tins. He really liked the Escudo.

I have a big smile.