Dad jokes

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 20 May 2022, 08:38

Science puns make me numb.

Math puns make me number.

Del · Post by **Del** » 20 May 2022, 09:02

jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:14
Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:08
jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:58

They both seem a little tightly wound.
High strung.
So much tension that it's audible.

They'll be okay. They're a plucky couple.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 20 May 2022, 15:08

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50

I think they call that Inflation

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 20 May 2022, 15:10

This is for Jim and Del

Why do peppers make such good archers?

Because they habanero

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 20 May 2022, 16:01

Bloodhound wrote: 20 May 2022, 15:10 This is for Jim and Del

Why do peppers make such good archers?

Because they habanero

There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.

Del · Post by **Del** » 21 May 2022, 12:42

JimVH wrote: 20 May 2022, 16:01
Bloodhound wrote: 20 May 2022, 15:10 This is for Jim and Del

Why do peppers make such good archers?

Because they habanero
There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.

+1 anger.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 21 May 2022, 13:59

My wife told me to stop imitating flamingos.

Bu I had to put my foot down.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 27 May 2022, 17:30

What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

TheGiantNinja · Post by **TheGiantNinja** » 27 May 2022, 20:19

The four keys to making a man happy:

1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.

Post by **Biff** » 28 May 2022, 10:08

TheGiantNinja wrote: 27 May 2022, 20:19 The four keys to making a man happy:

1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.

Any success? Curious minds....