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Dad jokes
Posted: 20 May 2022, 08:38
by JimVH
Science puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
Dad jokes
Posted: 20 May 2022, 09:02
by Del
jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:14
Biff wrote: 19 May 2022, 22:08
jmg wrote: 19 May 2022, 21:58
They both seem a little tightly wound.
High strung.
So much tension that it's audible.
They'll be okay. They're a plucky couple.
Dad jokes
Posted: 20 May 2022, 15:08
by Bloodhound
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50
I think they call that Inflation
Dad jokes
Posted: 20 May 2022, 15:10
by Bloodhound
This is for Jim and Del
Why do peppers make such good archers?
Because they habanero
Dad jokes
Posted: 20 May 2022, 16:01
by JimVH
Bloodhound wrote: 20 May 2022, 15:10
This is for Jim and Del
Why do peppers make such good archers?
Because they habanero
There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.
Dad jokes
Posted: 21 May 2022, 12:42
by Del
JimVH wrote: 20 May 2022, 16:01
Bloodhound wrote: 20 May 2022, 15:10
This is for Jim and Del
Why do peppers make such good archers?
Because they habanero
There's little I hate more than not having a witty comeback.
+1 anger.
Dad jokes
Posted: 21 May 2022, 13:59
by JimVH
My wife told me to stop imitating flamingos.
Bu I had to put my foot down.
Dad jokes
Posted: 27 May 2022, 17:30
by JimVH
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Dad jokes
Posted: 27 May 2022, 20:19
by TheGiantNinja
The four keys to making a man happy:
1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.
Dad jokes
Posted: 28 May 2022, 10:08
by Biff
TheGiantNinja wrote: 27 May 2022, 20:19
The four keys to making a man happy:
1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2. Find a woman who can cook.
3. Find a woman who is good in bed.
4. Make sure these 3 women never meet.

Any success? Curious minds....