Dad jokes

Del · Post by **Del** » 24 Jun 2022, 06:01

Biff wrote: 20 Jun 2022, 09:20 Boom...

[ plain chachalaca]

Because there's nothing fancy about it, right?

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 07 Jul 2022, 09:19

Did you hear about the guy that evaporated?

He’ll be mist.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 19 Jul 2022, 16:58

When my wife gets sad, I let her color in my tattoos.

Everyone deserves a shoulder to crayon.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 26 Jul 2022, 15:43

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 09 Sep 2022, 11:41

A new café just opened up on the moon.
Good food but no atmosphere.

Del · Post by **Del** » 11 Sep 2022, 17:01

Hovannes wrote: 09 Sep 2022, 11:41 A new café just opened up on the moon.
Good food but no atmosphere.

I like cheese!

Del · Post by **Del** » 11 Sep 2022, 17:24

Troubadour wrote: 10 Sep 2022, 21:01
Bloodhound wrote: 26 Jul 2022, 15:43
Actually it's the Flash.

Del · Post by **Del** » 12 Sep 2022, 17:02

Troubadour wrote: 12 Sep 2022, 15:56 Actually, the Flash probably has the most "runs", not "home runs".

Nah......The Flash was more into photography.

DLJake · Post by **DLJake** » 12 Sep 2022, 18:13

Where is Big Will / Ninja Lawyer guy? He's got mad Dad Joke skillz.

Sir Moose · Post by **Sir Moose** » 23 Sep 2022, 14:57

Dad: Look, a flock of cows!
Kid: Herd of cows.
Dad: Of course I've heard of them; there's a flock of them right over there.