Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

GaryInVA · Post by **GaryInVA** » 25 Apr 2022, 04:17

JimVH wrote: 24 Apr 2022, 20:41
GaryInVA wrote: 24 Apr 2022, 19:39 Happiness is a warm HEB butter tortilla topped with melted butter and Himalayan salt.
That’ll preach.

Of course I'm preachin to the choir. I'm just sayin.

coco · Post by **coco** » 25 Apr 2022, 07:39

GaryInVA wrote: 25 Apr 2022, 04:17
JimVH wrote: 24 Apr 2022, 20:41
GaryInVA wrote: 24 Apr 2022, 19:39 Happiness is a warm HEB butter tortilla topped with melted butter and Himalayan salt.
That’ll preach.
Of course I'm preachin to the choir. I'm just sayin.

"Dang. Now I'm hungry." - Skip

FredS · Post by **FredS** » 25 Apr 2022, 14:39

I baked some GF blueberry muffins last night while Mrs FredS made my meatloaf (stop snickering Jocose). They were pretty good. I nuked two for 14 seconds and ate them after lunch today. A corner of one stuck to the baking cup when I unwrapped it. I scraped off as much as I could using my finger and ate it. The muffin piece, not my finger.

GaryInVA · Post by **GaryInVA** » 27 Apr 2022, 11:59

We're having a meeting next week to go over the changes to the Employee Handbook. Rumor has it that the "no tobacco" policy here at work will be rescinded. If so, my first pipe in 4 years will be next week.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 27 Apr 2022, 15:24

GaryInVA wrote: 27 Apr 2022, 11:59 We're having a meeting next week to go over the changes to the Employee Handbook. Rumor has it that the "no tobacco" policy here at work will be rescinded. If so, my first pipe in 4 years will be next week.

Fingers crossed for you!

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 28 Apr 2022, 09:58

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 28 Apr 2022, 10:33

Jocose wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 09:58 When starting the microwave I now just hit 33:33 and just open the door when done thus saving me the time it takes to enter a time the next time I use the microwave.

The problem I encounter is my wife will always reset it and enter her time she wants.

I have asked her why she does this and why dont you you just put in yer food and hit the start button and save the time it takes to reset the time and then you have to re-enter another time. It's a WASTE OF TIME

She just looks at me and says "Stapht it, you're a freak"

You married guys crack me up!

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 28 Apr 2022, 11:52

Bloodhound wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 10:33
Jocose wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 09:58 When starting the microwave I now just hit 33:33 and just open the door when done thus saving me the time it takes to enter a time the next time I use the microwave.

The problem I encounter is my wife will always reset it and enter her time she wants.

I have asked her why she does this and why dont you you just put in yer food and hit the start button and save the time it takes to reset the time and then you have to re-enter another time. It's a WASTE OF TIME

She just looks at me and says "Stapht it, you're a freak"
You married guys crack me up!

ouch..

Post by **Biff** » 28 Apr 2022, 12:43

Jocose wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 11:52
Bloodhound wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 10:33
Jocose wrote: 28 Apr 2022, 09:58 When starting the microwave I now just hit 33:33 and just open the door when done thus saving me the time it takes to enter a time the next time I use the microwave.

The problem I encounter is my wife will always reset it and enter her time she wants.

I have asked her why she does this and why dont you you just put in yer food and hit the start button and save the time it takes to reset the time and then you have to re-enter another time. It's a WASTE OF TIME

She just looks at me and says "Stapht it, you're a freak"
You married guys crack me up!
ouch..

If the apron fits....

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 28 Apr 2022, 17:09

When I upset the dog she sits at my feet with her back turned to me. I was 30 minutes late feeding her and she’s putting on quite a show.