Christian Pipe Smokers

Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries.
- Albert Einstein

An all time favorite:

That's what.
- She

"Boogers are NOT food."
- the father of Del's sons.

"Fast is fine...Accuracy is final...You have to learn to slow down in a hurry"
Wyatt Earp

If you need a tool and you don't buy it, you pay for it anyways.

(I've heard this was attributed to Henry Ford, but never been able to substantiate it.)

If you like smoking a pipe then smoke an ever-loving pipe and stop being such a Nancy about it.

AJM

"Be excellent to each other and party on dudes."

-Abraham Lincoln

"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
My Daddy.

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

Ronald Reagan