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Del
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by Del » 14 Jan 2023, 08:09
Biff wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 18:58
Del wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 12:12
FredS wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 11:05
My feelings are an open book. Or closet, as it may be.
My wife has met Del in the real world. She
likes him enough I suppose, but
love is too far for her. He was wearing a kilt at the time (seriously) and that turned her off.
You can tell Mrs. Fred that I have outgrown the kilt.
That's sure to impress her.
Out grown? How do you outgrow a kilt? How much weight have you put on?
About 20 lbs.
The Utilikilt has a snap-fastened fixed waistband, so it can be outgrown like anything else a man wears.
Biff
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by Biff » 14 Jan 2023, 08:43
Del wrote: 14 Jan 2023, 08:09
Biff wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 18:58
Del wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 12:12
You can tell Mrs. Fred that I have outgrown the kilt.
That's sure to impress her.
Out grown? How do you outgrow a kilt? How much weight have you put on?
About 20 lbs.
The Utilikilt has a snap-fastened fixed waistband, so it can be outgrown like anything else a man wears.
Get thee a real kilt, laddy!
Here I stand. I can do no other.
Del
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by Del » 14 Jan 2023, 10:36
Biff wrote: 14 Jan 2023, 08:43
Del wrote: 14 Jan 2023, 08:09
Biff wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 18:58
Out grown? How do you outgrow a kilt? How much weight have you put on?
About 20 lbs.
The Utilikilt has a snap-fastened fixed waistband, so it can be outgrown like anything else a man wears.
Get thee a real kilt, laddy!
I'm not Scottish. I don't play bagpipes. I don't even want to.
I like pockets.
Biff
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by Biff » 14 Jan 2023, 17:28
Del wrote: 14 Jan 2023, 10:36
Biff wrote: 14 Jan 2023, 08:43
Del wrote: 14 Jan 2023, 08:09
About 20 lbs.
The Utilikilt has a snap-fastened fixed waistband, so it can be outgrown like anything else a man wears.
Get thee a real kilt, laddy!
I'm not Scottish. I don't play bagpipes. I don't even want to.
I like pockets.
That's what SHE said.
Here I stand. I can do no other.