Dad jokes

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 23 Jan 2023, 10:28

Dad, what's a forklift?

Usually just food, son.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 24 Jan 2023, 09:44

What is the difference between a businessman and a dog?

The businessman wears trousers and the dog......pants.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 24 Jan 2023, 13:42

I'm looking for a trebuchet for sale.

It's a long shot, I know.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 25 Jan 2023, 09:20

What do you call a mom who tells dad jokes?

A faux pa.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 25 Jan 2023, 13:36

My wife threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday.

I was like.. What the Hellmann?!?!

coco · Post by **coco** » 28 Jan 2023, 11:20

Mom says that I have two major faults: I don't listen. And something else.

coco · Post by **coco** » 28 Jan 2023, 11:21

I believe in 12.5% of the BIble. Guess I'm and eighth-theist.

coco · Post by **coco** » 28 Jan 2023, 11:24

Three cospiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can't tell me that's a coincidence.

coco · Post by **coco** » 29 Jan 2023, 16:27

What movie star is always ready for cereal?

Reese.

With her spoon.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 31 Jan 2023, 13:19

How do you get a pikachu on the bus.

You pokemon.