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What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?
You see dead people, icy dead people.
You see dead people, icy dead people.
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Q: What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A: Fred Flintstone doesn't like Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do.
A: Fred Flintstone doesn't like Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do.
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As a child, I was tagged as Fred Flintstone by friends and foes on the playground so, as an adult, I've often added "like Flintstone" when I introduce myself to someone who I want to remember my name. These days I get blank stares from anyone under the age of 30.
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I have a Fred Flinstone shirt and get the same response.FredS wrote: 19 Jul 2024, 06:08As a child, I was tagged as Fred Flintstone by friends and foes on the playground so, as an adult, I've often added "like Flintstone" when I introduce myself to someone who I want to remember my name. These days I get blank stares from anyone under the age of 30.
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You've looked like Fred Flintstone since you were kid?FredS wrote: 19 Jul 2024, 06:08 As a child, I was tagged as Fred Flintstone by friends and foes on the playground so, as an adult, I've often added "like Flintstone" when I introduce myself to someone who I want to remember my name. These days I get blank stares from anyone under the age of 30.
I assumed you grew
into this naturally.
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