Dad jokes

Hovannes · Post by **Hovannes** » 09 Jan 2025, 18:42

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people it's a whole sentence.
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 21 Jan 2025, 12:42

JimVH wrote: 08 Jan 2025, 08:10
Bloodhound wrote: 08 Jan 2025, 08:07 It is almost time to dust off one of my favorite Dad Jokes...

We are close...just a few more days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IobpIKshr8

OK...I can now tell this joke...again!
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President Trump is walking out of the White House and headed towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun at the President.

A secret service agent who is new on the job, sees the would be assassin and shouts “Mickey Mouse!”

This startles the would be assassin and alerts the rest of the Secret Service agents and they capture the would be assassin without further incident.

Later, at the de-briefing, the new secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Somewhat embarrassed, the new agent replies, “I got nervous...I meant to shout Donald duck."

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 21 Jan 2025, 20:44

Bloodhound wrote: 21 Jan 2025, 12:42
JimVH wrote: 08 Jan 2025, 08:10
Bloodhound wrote: 08 Jan 2025, 08:07 It is almost time to dust off one of my favorite Dad Jokes...

We are close...just a few more days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IobpIKshr8
OK...I can now tell this joke...again!
************************************************************************************************
President Trump is walking out of the White House and headed towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun at the President.

A secret service agent who is new on the job, sees the would be assassin and shouts “Mickey Mouse!”

This startles the would be assassin and alerts the rest of the Secret Service agents and they capture the would be assassin without further incident.

Later, at the de-briefing, the new secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Somewhat embarrassed, the new agent replies, “I got nervous...I meant to shout Donald duck."