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A poem for you. I call it 'Good Morning'


Coffee coffee coffee
Coffee coffee coffee
coffee coffee
EVERYONE SHUT UP
coffee coffee
Here I stand. I can do no other. :flags-wavegreatbritain: :flags-canada:
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Del wrote: 12 Feb 2025, 19:27 Image
Did you simply Google this? Or use AI.
The Indians will not bother you now, on account of ... you are touched.
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sweetandsour wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 02:23
Did you simply Google this? Or use AI.
Google search. "Coffee poem" - images.
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Del wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 05:34
sweetandsour wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 02:23
Did you simply Google this? Or use AI.
Google search. "Coffee poem" - images.
That doesn't rhyme. You can do better.
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Biff wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 11:52
Del wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 05:34
sweetandsour wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 02:23
Did you simply Google this? Or use AI.
Google search. "Coffee poem" - images.
That doesn't rhyme. You can do better.
Spiffy Biffy!
Perky Coffee!
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Here I sit all broken hearted.
Paid a nickel to zederated,
And only farted.

Believe it or not, I heard that from my devout Presbyterian grandma long before I saw it scrawled into a bathroom stall door.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else fails, play dead)
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joegoat wrote: 16 Feb 2025, 18:00 Here I sit all broken hearted.
Paid a nickel to zederated,
And only farted.

Believe it or not, I heard that from my devout Presbyterian grandma long before I saw it scrawled into a bathroom stall door.
Yesterday I took a chance saved a nickel
But zederated my pants

- Joe's G-Ma
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Biff wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 11:52
Del wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 05:34
sweetandsour wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 02:23
Did you simply Google this? Or use AI.
Google search. "Coffee poem" - images.
That doesn't rhyme. You can do better.
Del found a cup
Now shut up
If we ever get to heaven boys, it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong. - Kris Kristofferson
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Post by sweetandsour »

FredS wrote: 18 Feb 2025, 06:05
Biff wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 11:52
Del wrote: 13 Feb 2025, 05:34
Google search. "Coffee poem" - images.
That doesn't rhyme. You can do better.
Del found a cup
Now shut up
No more rhymes now, I mean it ...
The Indians will not bother you now, on account of ... you are touched.
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