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My wife and I got to joking around at ~11:30 tonight and I got to laughing, swallowed some air, and got the hiccups, and they didn't go away until around midnight, and I'm still up. My wife is in the other room in bed sound asleep. But, at least I got a jump on today's Wordle.
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CBD treat time for the dog.

I hate fireworks.
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JimVH wrote: 03 Jul 2022, 18:51 CBD treat time for the dog.

I hate fireworks.
CBD treat time for me! I love fireworks..
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Cleaned out a kitchen cabinet. Threw away a bottle of multivitamins that expired in 2012.

Then I moved to the fridge. Thousand Island, exp 2016. Italian, 2018.

I won’t even address the unlabeled leftover container of something fuzzy.
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JimVH wrote: 04 Jul 2022, 15:04 Cleaned out a kitchen cabinet. Threw away a bottle of multivitamins that expired in 2012.

Then I moved to the fridge. Thousand Island, exp 2016. Italian, 2018.

I won’t even address the unlabeled leftover container of something fuzzy.
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I had something to post but forgot after laughing at Jim.
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DLJake wrote: 04 Jul 2022, 17:22 I had something to post but forgot after laughing at Jim.
Jim has that effect on people.
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JimVH wrote: 04 Jul 2022, 15:04 Cleaned out a kitchen cabinet. Threw away a bottle of multivitamins that expired in 2012.

Then I moved to the fridge. Thousand Island, exp 2016. Italian, 2018.

I won’t even address the unlabeled leftover container of something fuzzy.
I was going through the fridge, picking out fixin's for chili. That's when I remembered that I still don't have an award-winning recipe.
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Del wrote: 04 Jul 2022, 19:40
JimVH wrote: 04 Jul 2022, 15:04 Cleaned out a kitchen cabinet. Threw away a bottle of multivitamins that expired in 2012.

Then I moved to the fridge. Thousand Island, exp 2016. Italian, 2018.

I won’t even address the unlabeled leftover container of something fuzzy.
I was going through the fridge, picking out fixin's for chili. That's when I remembered that I still don't have an award-winning recipe.
Del, for crying in the sink, put on your kilt, jump on the Harley, and go for a rip down to Jim's. Offer him a beer, or cheese, and maybe he'll cough it up for you.
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Biff wrote: 04 Jul 2022, 21:35
Del, for crying in the sink, put on your kilt, jump on the Harley, and go for a rip down to Jim's. Offer him a beer, or cheese, and maybe he'll cough it up for you.
Sounds like you care way too much for this thread, Biff!
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