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Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries.
- Albert Einstein
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An all time favorite:

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"You may all go to In-N-Out, and I will go to Whataburger."

- Davy Crockett (1835)
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That's what.
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"Boogers are NOT food."
- the father of Del's sons.
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"Fast is fine...Accuracy is final...You have to learn to slow down in a hurry"
Wyatt Earp
Do Justice...
Love Mercy...
Walk Humbly with your GOD

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If you need a tool and you don't buy it, you pay for it anyways.

(I've heard this was attributed to Henry Ford, but never been able to substantiate it.)
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If you like smoking a pipe then smoke an ever-loving pipe and stop being such a Nancy about it.

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"Be excellent to each other and party on dudes."

-Abraham Lincoln
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"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
My Daddy.
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We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

Ronald Reagan
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