Do not toast this bread

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 09 Aug 2022, 09:17

OK...GO

Nothing?

OK I'll Start

Post by **Biff** » 09 Aug 2022, 09:30

One word: go keto

Del · Post by **Del** » 09 Aug 2022, 10:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0NdwzdOLkE

Bloodhound · Post by **Bloodhound** » 09 Aug 2022, 11:22

This is why I do not want you to toast the bread

Del · Post by **Del** » 09 Aug 2022, 12:46

Because y'all were wondering exactly how.....

Live Toast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 09 Aug 2022, 14:29

Skillet toast is the one true toast.

Del · Post by **Del** » 09 Aug 2022, 17:25

JimVH wrote: 09 Aug 2022, 14:29 Skillet toast is the one true toast.

You all know that Jesus didn't have a toaster. Mary made skillet toast.

joegoat · Post by **joegoat** » 09 Aug 2022, 21:33

Toast that has absorbed as much butter as possible is indeed God's gift to mankind.

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 10 Aug 2022, 10:50

joegoat wrote: 09 Aug 2022, 21:33 Toast that has absorbed as much butter as possible is indeed God's gift to mankind.

Elvis Presley's cook, Mary Jenkins, used 3/4 of a stick of butter just to make one fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. She toasted the bread first to aid in the absorption and provide the texture that Elvis preferred.

Now you know.

AdamZ · Post by **AdamZ** » 10 Aug 2022, 18:14

To those breads who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference - salud!