Dad jokes

Post by **Biff** » 12 Apr 2022, 08:57

Why are chickens not allowed in church?

Because they use fowl language!

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 12 Apr 2022, 09:08

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

cobster · Post by **cobster** » 12 Apr 2022, 09:24

How come people don't hire ducks?

Because they foul everything up!

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » 12 Apr 2022, 11:29

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Post by **Biff** » 12 Apr 2022, 13:25

A pastor giving a children's sermon on vestments asked:
"Why do you think I wear this collar?"

One kid answered:
"Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?"

Del · Post by **Del** » 13 Apr 2022, 08:59

Post by **Biff** » 13 Apr 2022, 11:28

How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?

You rocket.

Sir Moose · Post by **Sir Moose** » 13 Apr 2022, 11:53

What’s green and fuzzy and if it drops out of a tree onto you it’ll kill you?

A pool table

JimVH · Post by **JimVH** » 13 Apr 2022, 19:07

If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, just talk softly to the door knob.

Because communication is the key.

Sir Moose · Post by **Sir Moose** » 14 Apr 2022, 06:00

If there are five apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?

Two...because that's how many you took.