Things Protestants Might Say That Catholics Wouldn't

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Del wrote: 05 Dec 2023, 06:24
FredS wrote: 01 Dec 2023, 05:58 "Hey, let's have your sister get ordained by the Church of the Later-Day Dude so she can marry us in the park next weekend."
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Anything regarding a "drum cage."
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I think I'll smoke some ribs for Lent next Friday.
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