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"Prov'dence don't fire no blank ca'tridges, boys."
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That can give you explosive diarrhea.
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I just can't want to click that link.
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Post by Biff »

I saw a headline this morning about some old French pervert who caused an emergency when he showed up at the hospital to have a WWI artillery round removed from his...... rectum.
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Rectum? Damn near killed `im.
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Post by Del »

File this under "Things you shouldn't have and places you shouldn't put them."
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Post by Bloodhound »

Biff wrote: 22 Dec 2022, 12:23 Rectum? Damn near killed `im.
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