Rupture

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Post by JimVH »

Have a gander at this essay, let me know what you think.

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These kinds of injuries are a conspiracy theory concocted by the medical / tyrannical establishment to keep the old men in fear.
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Post by joegoat »

About the time I don my bib overalls and start on a project in the garage, my bowels threaten to rupture. Off come the bib overalls, shoes, and shirt and off to the bathroom I run.
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