Absolutely useless facts about you nobody cares about

[JimVH]

"Why is the baby projectile vomiting and liquid diarrhea-ing?"

"I don't know dear!"

Because it's a baby. That's just what they do.

It's called tolerance development. If you want that kid to be able to eat hot dogs smothered in green chili and sriracha when he's older you better start working on that iron gut now.

I started my grandsons on refritos and enchiladas as soon as they could be spoon fed. They adapted quickly. Their mom, however, years later, still reminds me of the diapers I didn't have to change afterwards.

[FredS]

Because it's a baby. That's just what they do.

It's called tolerance development. If you want that kid to be able to eat hot dogs smothered in green chili and sriracha when he's older you better start working on that iron gut now.

I started my grandsons on refritos and enchiladas as soon as they could be spoon fed. They adapted quickly. Their mom, however, years later, still reminds me of the diapers I didn't have to change afterwards.

"Don't worry, I'm pretty sure those red bits are pepper flakes not blood."

[Del]

One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.

[joegoat]

"Why is the baby projectile vomiting and liquid diarrhea-ing?"

"I don't know dear!"

Because it's a baby. That's just what they do.

It's called tolerance development. If you want that kid to be able to eat hot dogs smothered in green chili and sriracha when he's older you better start working on that iron gut now.

He eats cat hair and whatever he finds on the kitchen floor. He'll be fine.

[sweetandsour]

One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.

I care. Congratulations! (Grandpa)

[Hugo Drax]

One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.

I care. Congratulations! (Grandpa)

Of course I care, doofus! Praying for health for all the Dels, particularly Mama and child.

[Bloodhound]

I care too...Congrats Grandpa!

[Hovannes]

One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.

[JimVH]

One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.

DelPa - nice ring to it.

[joegoat]

I cut down, cut up, split, hauled, and stacked an entire standing dead ash tree today. I have three more on the other side of the stream. They're a pain in the poop chute to haul out from that section of the property.