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FredS wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 09:31
Hugo Drax wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 08:36
joegoat wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 07:49
"Why is the baby projectile vomiting and liquid diarrhea-ing?"

"I don't know dear!"
Because it's a baby. That's just what they do.
It's called tolerance development. If you want that kid to be able to eat hot dogs smothered in green chili and sriracha when he's older you better start working on that iron gut now.
I started my grandsons on refritos and enchiladas as soon as they could be spoon fed. They adapted quickly. Their mom, however, years later, still reminds me of the diapers I didn't have to change afterwards.
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JimVH wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 09:34
FredS wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 09:31
Hugo Drax wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 08:36
Because it's a baby. That's just what they do.
It's called tolerance development. If you want that kid to be able to eat hot dogs smothered in green chili and sriracha when he's older you better start working on that iron gut now.
I started my grandsons on refritos and enchiladas as soon as they could be spoon fed. They adapted quickly. Their mom, however, years later, still reminds me of the diapers I didn't have to change afterwards.
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One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.
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FredS wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 09:31
Hugo Drax wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 08:36
joegoat wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 07:49
"Why is the baby projectile vomiting and liquid diarrhea-ing?"

"I don't know dear!"
Because it's a baby. That's just what they do.
It's called tolerance development. If you want that kid to be able to eat hot dogs smothered in green chili and sriracha when he's older you better start working on that iron gut now.
He eats cat hair and whatever he finds on the kitchen floor. He'll be fine.
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Del wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 15:23 One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.
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sweetandsour wrote: 04 Feb 2025, 17:36
Del wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 15:23 One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.
I care. Congratulations! (Grandpa)
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I care too...Congrats Grandpa!
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Del wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 15:23 One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.
:happy-jumpeveryone:
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Del wrote: 03 Feb 2025, 15:23 One of you eejits is gonna care, but here goes:

Cigarson and his wife informed us on Friday that they are expecting a child, due Sept. 7.

DIL has PCOS, been working with NaProTech doctor since they got married 4.5 years ago. They are overjoyed.

First grandchild on both sides, and no other siblings are married yet.... so the race is already on to spoil this kid more rotten than any kid has ever been spoiled.
DelPa - nice ring to it.
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I cut down, cut up, split, hauled, and stacked an entire standing dead ash tree today. I have three more on the other side of the stream. They're a pain in the poop chute to haul out from that section of the property.
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